“Here For Plants, Not a Warranty” Embroidered Dad Hat

For the plant person who walks straight to the plant section, makes zero eye contact, and does not need to be asked if they “need help with anything today.” You are here to quietly treasure hunt. 🌿 The “here for plants, not a warranty” trucker hat is the official uniform for: Silent garden center wanderers Clearance rack rescuers Introverts who prefer plants over people DETAILS • 100% polyester front • 100% polyester mesh back (keeps you cool in the greenhouse humidity) • Structured, high-profile 5-panel fit • Thick foam front panel (holds its shape—no flop) • Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching • Matching sweatband + classic braid detail • Adjustable snapback — one size fits most • Embroidered design that won’t peel or crack Made for plant runs, errand days, and “I know where I’m going, please don’t stop me” energy. COLOR OPTIONS Red • Black • Navy Dark Green/White • Black/White • Navy/White Hot Pink/White • Light Pink/White • Kelly/White Blue/White • Royal/White (Choose your color in the dropdown!) CARE Spot clean — soil happens. SHIPPING Made to order, ships in 3–5 business days