"My HVAC is Fine, Thanks" Embroidered Dad Hat

For plant people who can’t make it 10 feet into the garden center without someone trying to upsell HVAC, home services, or warranties. This hat handles the conversation for you: “my HVAC is fine, thanks.” Made for the plant parent who wants to head straight to the plant section without being intercepted. Made intentionally, made to order, and embroidered for long-lasting wear — because you deserve something crafted with thought (unlike those unsolicited sales pitches 😌). Perfect for big-box plant runs, greenhouse wandering, and introverted plant shopping. FEATURES • 100% chino cotton twill • Low-profile, unstructured dad hat fit • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • 6 embroidered eyelets for airflow • Unisex fit — one size • Crisp embroidery, no peeling vinyl • Blank hat sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, embroidered in small batches 💚 • Made to order for reduced waste + intentional production COLORS White • Black • Spruce Khaki • Dark Grey • Stone • Navy CARE Spot clean only. SHIPPING Made to order, then ships in 3–5 business days Packaged to protect the brim — no crushing. WHY PROP & THRIVE Small batch • Woman-owned • Licensed nursery • Chronic illness friendly Born from burnout → built on joy, intention, and houseplants 🌿